When you have to explain that ONE video game.
THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG
Basically my theory is that people magically turn 50% hotter when they look beaten up and dirty
we need to have a talk
I couldn’t sleep so